Musician/Clown
So what are we here for? as musicians we entertain. Who do we entertain? Ourselves, babies, managers, automobiles, flowers. What I'm getting at is that we did an opening of a big store. One of those giant places where you can get quadruple size versions of anything that you might find at your local place but since more is better in our society this place caters to the upwordly mobile consumer who must have more of the more expensive stuff, whatever it is.
So we arrive ready to play and when we get to the door, the manager says to set up outside. I inquire why on a 35 degree day would he have the musicians outside. He said that is where they always put the clowns, jugglers , and musicians whose purpose is to attract customers.
So as we played in the cold, the four band members in overcoats shivering and attemping to play jazz with frozen fingers, While taking fours with the sounds of the cars and horn honking, I realised that there were no people, only the cars on the main street who while driving by, were probably saying to each other, look at those clowns, playing in the cold.
